Lingerie Party 2

There were 5 types of people at this thing.

The meatheads made their presence immediately known. When models walked by outside on their way in to the club, the meatheads shouted "Heeeeey pretty lady." Once inside, they wore sunglasses and, when Jay-Z said 'Wave' over the techno remix, boy did they wave.

Most of the 'just a bit too old to be here' crowd sat on the torn couches downing beer and talked, probably, about their investments while all feeling self-conscious about their receding hairlines.

Once, on the of the 'just a bit too old' crowd sidled up, with one hand in his Wranglers, next to a meathead dancing with a girl and tried, without saying a word, to get in on the dance. He failed.

Third, there were, of course, the awkward 20 somethings who didn't know what to do with their non-beer hand and looked as if they were spending quite a bit of concentration trying to solve that problem. And, fourth, there was a smattering of legitimate old man. Nobody (and maybe not even themselves) was sure how they got in, and nobody could figure out whether they were fun-loving grandpas living it up (like Alan Arkin in Little Miss Sunshine) or creepy old men checking out their grandchildren's best friends.

Fifth, there were women. Two types of women, actually: Paid and unpaid, with the former all dressed in small black dresses and substantially outnumbering the latter. But both looked like they had about the same interest in being there.

Of course, there were also the models, but they did not mingle with the crowd at all, prompting one genius to say - upon getting in the front door - "Wow, it's a sausage fest in here." No shit, friend.

Finally, there was the MC. And it was MJ from the Real World: Philadelphia. No kidding, and when he came out on stage he got booed worse than Fenway booed Bonds. He stuck with it, though, and, when it turned out that many of the models were go-go dancers at Boston clubs he stuck with his line of "Let's see some of those go-go moves."

And then everyone exited the club into an alley.