I don't know how I let that list of yours burn my eyeballs for so long, but I had to come up with some sort of a rebuttle. My list parallels yours not because I'm lazy, but because I don't think you considered a lot of things about why being a guy in that situation is better. So with the help of Maria, here it is:
10. Being able to orgasm whenever and wherever you want? You guys maybe could wherever you wanted, but wouldn't because it's obvious. I know a girl who would go at it during class, in the library, and god knows wherever else... we have discretion and a good time, clearly in a girl's favor.
9. No messy clean up afterwords.
8. Getting to sit down when we pee.
7. Never getting blue balls.
6. Being able to get 10 beers for free with little trouble.
5. Having overall better judgement.
4. Having boobs.
3. Having an innate understanding of people and social cues.
2. Guys.
1. Mulitple Orgasms.
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I like it - but there are a few points that are just plain wrong:
10 and 9. Well, actually, those are both right on.
8. We can do that too. And we can stand. I'll take the option anytime.
7. You're right. Ouch.
6. Only on my birthday and at my bachelor party have I ever experienced this constant supply of free beers. It was awesome.
5. Eh, we don't need to because we're so favored by society.
4. I'd say that feeling boobs is way better than having to carry them around all day...and having them stared at constantly by guys with poor judgment.
3. See 5.
2. We are pretty awesome, you're right.
1. Not true, it's very possible for guys to have multiple orgasms too.
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