Man Record

So, sometimes at work I submit a piece of writing and it needs to get edited before I can go home. Like right now, at 5:41 on Wednesday. While I'm waiting, here's a post I've been waiting to make.

Sam peed in the pool at Tina's party at least 12 times. I think it got above that later on Saturday night, but that's not the point. He was doing his best to make everyone else pee too, and having a rough go of it. At one point, he came over to me and, in all seriousness, said "There's nothing wrong with peeing in the pool. It's easy. I'll show you. We can go in the corner and hold hands and pee."

And at that exact moment I was struck with the idea for a man record: A criminal record for manliness. Basically, a permanent record, maintained on the blog, into which everybody's less-than-manly actions are entered. I'm open to expanding the definition to include degrees of violation (felony, misdemeanor etc).

Anyone can enter anything onto anybody else's man record with the understanding that, if a majority of us disagree, the ruling is overturned.

With that said, who opposes adopting the man record and making Sam's "Piss with me" statement the inaugural offense?