First and foremost...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TINA!!
Things learned this weekend:
-Limmer, according to his t-shirt, is Always Worth It (well I guess I always kinda knew that one)
-Sam makes one helluva Sand Transsexual
-With my and Bry's powers combined we make some kick ass bacon
-Sam's Club guacamole is absolutely superb and will quickly be devoured if put on a table at a pool party
-Carib beer is short for Caribbean (again, I guess that was always a given but some pick up on stuff like this a little slower than others)
-CCKitty has an odd infatuation with Brys nips
-T is a pool guru
-Tina's family makes the best pasta salad
-Maria usually eats Christina's insides...of her bagels that is
-Sam's naked physic looks wonderful in Tina's apron (especially wonderful to Mel)
-There is such a place called Andrea Lane chock full of sweat pants, wine, and slow dancing
-Zoe randomly will string ghetto slang phrases together if let speak long enough (ie. "That wedding was crap town and ours is gonna out puff puff")
-If Sam, Lim, Dre, and J are drunk and awake...no one is allowed to sleep
and finally
-I am the reigning king of the Pool Circuit Time trials as evidenced by a video I am trying to get onto youtube to in turn post here...watch for it soon
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I find it quite telling that about 30% of those "things learned" involved food... Chris, I miss guessing what kind of gourmet concoction you might be brewing up on any given night. All I make now is terriyaki chicken, spaghetti and meat sauce, and hot dogs with chili... that's it. Dan goes with Pasta Roni or some sort of frozen dinner. We need more avid viewers of the Cooking Channel... that's right Dre, I'm still trying to recruit more of you... we could also use a superstar volleyball player, so beware of my subconscious propaganda techniques.
That sounds like a great weekend, and it seems like the 613ers and friends showed up in full-force.
I'd just like to point out that the only person chris really beat in the pool race was dre.
Chris's time was 18.8, my time was 19.1, and dre's time was 19.3.
My race had an added obstacle in the course as tina elected not to take the pool strainer/cleaning device out of the pool and I swam directly into it.
sam, that argument was craptown. sunday was just chris' day to out puff puff in the circuit time trials, and we should be happy for him
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