Until the greatest reunion in the history of mankind...a few questions:
How's everybody getting there? We're having the real bachelor party the night before? right? right? Who's gonna kill Lukas? Who is Sam going to pee on? What's everybody wearing? What's the deal with the ties? Who's gonna make a complete ass out of themselves at the reception? Who's golfing?
Who's gonna piss off chris? When are we gonna play J's sweetass song-game...how about during the reception? Barton's Anyone? Who's hooking up with zoe's sister(s)? (just kidding zoe), (Or am I?) How many Steel Reserve's will Tony smuggle into the reception hall? Is Tony invited?
What's the plan for Friday night? Will green cupcakes be involved?
Man I can't wait...
Oh and Chris, on your facebook pictures for Tina's Bday, how come theres like one friggin' picture of Tina?
-Mark
P.S. Just kidding zoe for real...your wedding is gonna kick fantastic ass
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Their wedding is going to be craptown...
I've decided to call the reunion weekend
"Too Young 07:
The Don't Do it Reunion!"
I think that should be the general theme of the tshirts that we make for friday night because lets be honest...can we have a reunion without tshirts?
I've got an idea for the t-shirts.
We've been getting the 'too young' thing from all angles - strangers, parents' friends, even professors - and it's a bit old.
We obviously don't think we're too young, and neither does anyone who knows us.
So, I think we should stick with the Too Young theme, but turn it around on all the naysayers, like, 'You may think they're too young, but the friends know what's up.'
Initially I thought we could have "Too Young?" on the front and "Fuck you" on the back, but then I thought about wearing a t-shirt that says Fuck You on it and I don't want to be that guy.
So, I say the t's say "Too Young?" on the front, and "No Way" on the back.
Not going to let you placate my idea by trying to pull a switcheroo and 86 the dont do it.
I'm a friend and I know you and Im sticking with the Too Young Dont Do it theme.
Not because i actually think you guys are too young or believe that you guys shouldnt get married, but just because its obnoxious. Just like getting you down on all fours and getting spanked by a leathered old stripper while shaving cream spreads around your undies is obnoxious, these tshirts should be obnoxious.
Its a Wedding with an open bar, and a 613 reunion not a ABC Family channel made for tv movie.
"but the friends know what's up." ?????? or "Too Young: No Way!!" Those are two of the cheesiest and lamest lines i have ever read and they are clearly a move to try and avoid having the misses get angry at the don't do it line.
I dont think anyone is planning on wearing the shirts at the ceremony or the after party. Its more to have something to wear while watching MPH 4 and running drunk down our hotel hallways. I'm not worried about wedding guests seeing these shirts and I really dont think the line "dont do it" as a joke (and wedding crashers reference) is that offensive. I am not going to yell DONT DO IT or YOU"RE TO YOUNG at the ceremony or at the party no matter how much money im offered or how much booze ive consumed.
Also consider the benefits of a dont do it theme:
Sam: I'm going to throw this shot in kyles face while i shove this piece of cake in my mouth
Jared: Dont do it
Sam: I'm going to go grind on zoe's grandmother
Chris: Whats the theme of the weekend? Oh yeah, dont do it...
Sam: I'm going to yell "Zoe smoked pot in college" during the father daughter dance
Bry: Sam, what have we said all night, dont do it!
So for the tshirt the "dont do it" line has two purposes
1) Mocking the young age that you guys are getting married and insinuating that you should both be free and single
2) Telling your immature college friends not to ruin your wedding
I think "the friends no whats up" is the new craptown: a line so bad im now going repeat until its actually funny.. and in that regard,
esssssssssssssssst
a few answers:
Hitching a ride with the L.I. crew; Of course; Yes; Yes; My guess is Tony, and I have a feeling it will be by accident; I think Chris will end up peeing on Sam (...the time has come); A smile and socks; I believe Sam sent the money to my sister and she'll be picking up the ties next week; Everyone except for Limmer (he will be the poster child for sobriety); If you're talking mini-golf, I'm in... and I'm sure Bry is too.
Zoe's second cousin (once removed)... and Mark; J's sweet ass song-game should be the headliner for our Kegs and Eggs breakfast on Saturday morning; Barton's Everyone; Lukas is taking them both down; I'm assuming Tony has once again sworn off Steel Reserves, but we'll all peer pressure him into smuggling three 24 ouncers; I'll ask him on the ride up.
Eat, Drink, Be Merry, and hopefully squeeze some MPH4 Kids in there; Tina we need your help on this one...
I agree. This is the most highly-anticipated, sure-to-deliver, side-splitting, heart-warming, action-packed event of the summer. I can't wait either
LET'S DO IT IN TWO WEEKS!!!
sam i believe the line "don't do it" is from old school, not the wedding crashers.
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