Monday, March 05, 2007

“That was the Illest…” A 613 St. Patty’s day Story

I want to accomplish a few things with this post and the first of those things is to try and add some cohesiveness to the ideas and suggestions floating around for next weekend. So after perusing the recent posts, I have attempted to compile them into a coherent list.

First the food(In no particular order):
-Stingers-I am saddened to hear Limmer’s rumor of the death of the stinger. If it is true should we let it die or should we try and find a replacement location to find one? (Part of the beauty of the Stinger was how disgusting/fantastic it was to be buying a $3 dollar foot long sandwich from a gas station. It gave it a certain charm.)
-CTB-I actually hate CTB (I think its overpriced, poorly made and really does not taste that good) but I understand that a lot of people enjoy it so it needs to be mentioned.
-PitaPit- I am sure not on everyone’s list but its on mine. (Steak pita with Cesar dressing actually.)
-Party Pack- I am going to say this now, the fact that no one has Combined the words Party Pack and thirty Rack in a sentence yet is well….Criminal. So to rectify this situation I propose that we have a Party Pack/Thirty Rack race.
-Tina’s Cupcakes- The more I hear the term “Tina’s cupcakes,” the more surprised I am that no dirty jokes have been made about the phrase. This is really a testament to how good the cupcakes are IMO.
-Sammy’s-I need a slice from Sammy’s, and I am confident it will happen. (As for the bridge being closed I feel that is a conspiracy by the City of Ithaca to prevent Mark and I from dropping soda’s over the edge….Not that we ever did that.)
-Bowl-O-Drome Cheese fries- Dependent on a trip to Bowl-O-Drome.
-DPDough-This one is going to hurt, physically and emotionally.
-Buffalo Chicken Sandwich from Wingz Just Fly- I am on the fence about this one and would not be to upset if it didn’t happen, but happy if it did and was good.
-Friendly’s-I really like the idea of brunch there on Sunday to say goodbye, but only if there is a line and Sam buys Tbell while we wait. (Also no one has mentioned Chilli’s.)
-State Street Diner- Alternate possible landing place for Sunday brunch.
-Wendy’s-I concur with Rand on this one, I might hit up the dollar menu when buying a thirty rack (but in all honesty probally won’t.)
WINGS(Lehigh Valley House)-YES…6 Jack…..6 Golden….6 Medium….eaten in the following order one medium, one Jack, one Golden, Repeat.

I can foresee the following eating schedule:

Friday lunch Pita Pit (or CTB)
Friday dinner- WINGS!
Friday post bar-Sammy’s
Saturday breakfast-Keystone Light
Saturday midday meal-Party Pack/Thirty Rack race
Saturday dinner-Guiness /Car Bomb
Saturday post bar-Order DPDough or Wingz
Sunday Brunch-Friendly’s
Sunday lunch car ride meal-Stinger

Maybe squeeze in some Bowl-O-Drome Cheese fries Friday night or Saturday at noon.

Bars:
-Moonshadows-I am sure we will stop there at some point.
-2nd Floor-If only to stop in and order a High Life.
-Korova-Still upset about the guy new trivia guys.
-The Creeker (YES really)
-The Plum Tree-My weekend will be empty with out it.
-Ruloffs-Could stroll over after Saki
-Dunbars-See Above.
-Lehigh Valley Charter House-Friday Night Dinner.
-McCawber's-
-Benchwarmer's-Foosball
-KillPatricks-

So we really need to game plan when we are going to CT for Saki bombs.

EVENTS:
-Victory Lap- Who doesn’t like running and scaling fences while drunk.
-Bowling- Play it by ear, hope for the best.
-Nude Photo Hunt-Definitely happening.
-Pee on Phones-We shall see.
-Trip to Kumas-Not gunna Happen.
-Beirut-Will happen.
-Survivor Flip Cup-Depends on How much we wan to destroy Tina’s house.
-7-Eleven Doubles with Skippy-Check.
-Mario Kart Drinking Game-This would be a Coup if it happened.
-613 CLUB- Won’t happen or will it?
-Visit 613 and Circles-As long as I am drunk.
-Musuem-See Above.
-Trip to Horseheads-There is always hope, although I would settle for Rand screaming “We are going to Horseheads!” and “You are going the wrong way, Horseheads is thisway!” to strangers as we drove places.
Pickup basketball-would be enjoyable but I do not plan on being sober this weekend.

POWER HOURS
College Power Hour-
MPH –
MPH2 –
MPH3 –

I think we should just have Tina’s TV in the living room running the power hour DVD’s NONSTOP throughout the weekend, so you can stroll by and participate when ever you feel like it. Walking past after a Beirut match, a minute from MPH2 might catch your eye and BOOM 25 minutes later you stand up and have no idea what happened.

As for qoute/theme of the weekend I am going with “PUKE AND RALLY!” which will just beat out “SHIT AND RALLY!” Speaking of number 2, down here on the island we have started using the phrase “Put in Work” to describe the event as in the sentence: “Wow, I can’t believe I just ate a whole party pack, I gotta go put in some work.” Or “Yeah, Sam always takes his pants off in the hallway before he goes to put in work.”

T-SHIRTS

I am clinging to the idea that we create homemade t-shirts for this event or coordinate and all where matching shirts (Slope day, Beer golf, Champions). Just throwing that out there.

That is all for now.

-T

3 comments:

Carl W said...

Excellent summation and some fantastic additions...

I can't believe I hadn't even thought about attempting the Pudgies Party Pack and a 30-rack. That's amazing, we gotta go for it again (Saturday at lunchtime works for me).

Running the power hours non-stop (all five of them) sounds like a great idea. I think everyone should be required to have a shot glass with them at all times, and so if you do happen to pass through the living room and a minute catches your eye, you're right there and ready to drink.

As far as squeezing in the Collegetown and Bowling excursions... how about we take a cab to Lehigh Valley House on Friday night, then walk over to Bowl-A-Drome (that's kind of in the same area right?), then we hit up the Creeker, and walk down to Moonshadows from there. Of course, I have no problem whatsoever calling a cab to drive us to all of these places (seeing as how it'll probably be freezing cold). But basically, I'm saying for Friday Night, why not do Lehigh Valley House, Bowling, (maybe the Creeker) and then end up in the Commons... Saturday we could wake up at a decent hour, start drinking and downing car bombs. We could make our way over to Collegetown in the early afternoon (do some saki bombs, get a group therapy, and chill at Ruloff's for a little bit)... then Saturday night we can spend our time down in the Commons (Moonshadows, Foosball, 2nd Floor, Korova's, Sammy's, wherever). This is simply a tentative gameplan that I'm throwing out there (Friday night: Wings, Bowling, Commons. Saturday Afternoon: Collegetown. Saturday Night: Commons)... I'm not trying to plot out our every move for the entire weekend because most of the fun stuff is the unforeseen spontaneous shit that you never saw coming... lemme know if you're picking up what I'm putting down.

Victory Lap! - friday or saturday?

Good call on the High Lifes at the 2nd Floor Bar.

Screw Pappalapodous and his State Street Diner.

T-SHIRTS: I will have a new, homemade t-shirt ready to go for this weekend. we still haven't made our "RG and the Big T's Wednesday Night Bar Crawl" shirts yet... I really want one of those. I don't know if we can coordinate a mass production of t-shirts at this point, but we do have three or four of the same shirts already ("I Am a Champion", "Beer Golf", "Slope Day", "Cortaca")...

St. Paddy's Day '07!!! "This is going to be LEGEN (and I hope you're not lactose intollerant because the next part of this word is) DARY!"

SammyC said...

I cant believe growler fill up hasnt come up yet! Rediculous!

tinalolina said...

TONY - you read my mind - Mel and I already planned out making t-shirts for the night!

J - as for other people, it's just Mel and me for the Friday, then I believe Bryce is coming back Saturday WITH A PUPPY! I hope no one is allergic to dogs....

Also - I believe Bryce really wanted to make a pancake breakfast/special brownies for Sunday brunch...although seeing all the food places you guys have on the list I am assuming I should tell her to cross that off.

So - who is coming up when? Who should I tell the hiding spot for the key? I'm assuming Tony...

Are Bry and Mark still coming?

And I don't know if I mentioned this but Sarah's bed is up for grabs, there are just no sheets on it, she also has a carpeted floor which is much much nicer than our living room floor (just ask Limmer), so I'm thinking sleeping bags are ideal.

Also - there is a futon on the third floor of our house - up a very windy, narrow, steep set of stairs that anyone can claim.

Any food/beverage requests you guys have let me know! I am going to make a run to target before I leave for spring break so definitely let me know!