While stuck in LA traffic, I had an epiphany... I realized that I could use MPH as a parenting tool.
Nowadays, I'll eat just about anything (...go ahead, make your jokes) --- but growing up, I was a very picky eater and I'm assuming my kids will be the same way. So when they're having trouble eating their green beans or corn or whatever, I'll sit them down in front of the TV and have them slowly chip away (minute by minute) at the pile of 60 green beans I set in front of them. Not only will this help to attach pleasant memories with healthy foods, but it will also teach them the important life lesson that:
Through patience and MPH, they can achieve anything...
May god have mercy on my wife.
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2 comments:
Or attach awful memories to children's movies, but whatever. Either way you are a better parent then those prom couples that throw their babies in dumpster... but not by much.
-b
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