Last night I got a couple first row seats along the third base line (a few feet over from the hot ball-girl). Two of my friends scalped standing room tickets and four of us rotated in and out of the seats. By the end of the night we were all sitting together when the Sox suffered the crushing defeat to the Kansas City Royals. As my friends and I walked our way down the row and near the visitors dugout, we became part of an exchange between a Fenway Park security guard standing on the field, and a moderately atractive girl (seven on the Sam Calvanio scale established at Bowling) standing in the fifth row.
Security Guard (to me): Can you get the attention of that girl in the brown hair
Me (to security guard): Yeah
Me (to brown haired girl): That security guard wants to talk with you
The girl walked down to the front row and asked the security guard what he wanted:
Security Guard: Were you sitting in the fifth row over there? ( he gestures to the middle of the row)
The Girl: Yeah. Why?
Security Guard: Joey Gathright wants your phone number
The Girl: Who is Joey Gathright?
Security Guard: He's the center fielder for the Royals.......he just won the game with a double.......You should give him your number, he's the fastest man in baseball...
The girl's fat friend: You have to do it
My friend will: He's not even batting .300
The girl gave the security guard the phone number and that was all we saw. Needless to say, the fastest man in baseball raw-dogged a random boston flusey last night.
Another interesting story from the game. Two seven year olds were sitting in front of us. Will found out that one of them was a Yankee fan and he desided to inquire why the youngster routed for that team. This was there exchange
Will: Why do you like the Yankees?
Seven year old: Because they're in first place
My friend Jake: You should root for the Mets
7: But the Yankees are in first place
Will: So are the Mets
7: Exactly
Will: Yeah..well... Brian Bannister is the fucking Govenor of New York
The confused seven year old then turned around to watch the game
Will: I hope the next foul ball hits you in the head.....
I was sitting next to the childs mother. She was nervous to say the least.
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ever hear of carl crawford or jose reyes, needless to say i laughed at the post only ned 2 more wins baby
that shit is the illllllllllest
That's funny shit.
Apparently that shit happens all tha time, just look at Paul La Duca, that piece of shit. When I was in NYC helping my sister move into her dorm, it was the same time that whole deal was going down about Paul La Duca and him having 2 18 year old girlfriends. In the hotel I was staying at they had free copies of the NY Post and one morning I was reading an article on female roadies in baseball, ie Annie Savoy (Susan Sarandon character in Bull Durham). It was a great article and in the end it gave you a website to a blog that talks about this type of stuff that happens in baseball. In the blog they never actually tell you the exact player but they give you clues to figure out who it is. Here the website check it out:
http://www.itsasecretsohush.blogspot.com/
Well at Js grad party one of his friends from DC was saying how she had made out with Soriano a few nights before
And a side note, the word verification I have to do to type in this post is "shelks". Very reminiscent of Dana's screen name
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