Just kiddin a-holes. Anyways, I drove to Ithaca today to get the rest of my junk and to check 613 out when I got to thinking about senior year. During that long, arduous journey from Fucking Horseheads, I pondered all the wonderful, hilarious, sleazy, sometimes brokeback shit that happened between the time we moved in a year ago to the day we graduated. I don't want this post to resemble any of Rand's posts (over 10 pages long) so without further ado and in tribute to Sam and his love of wasting time on pointless lists..... I give you my top 5 memories and events of Senior Year!
5) Trivia Night Champions - Nice easy number 5 choice, Also, this is the only item on the list in which I wasn't drunk for. Definitely the sober highlight of senior year, just edging out graduation (sorry mom and dad) and Hoefl's recital (sorry hoefl).
4) A Night With a Charmer - is most certainly a night I will never forget. Highlights include Dre's horrible lap dance, and Lim asking if we're there yet. I took the liberty of registering an official 613 account onto the Kuma Charmer website. The user name is ChrisLovesCharmers, and the password is ithaca. E-mail Chris for more details. www.kumacharmers.com
3) Bartons -
Now we're talking. My signature drink of choice.... smooth, delicious and most of all, classy. I'm trying to think of my favorite Barton's moment but it's a little hazy. Something to do with everybody coming back from bowling night and thinking it would be a good idea hit that charcoal filtered flavor. The Bartons website features a prestigious list of "awards and accolades"
"Barton Vodka
Reviews from Buying Guide to Spirits reviewed by the Beverage Testing Institute, © 1999.
Barton Vodka 80 proof.
Clear. Medium-bodied. Minerals, flint. Shows a slightly hot fusel quality to the nose. Lighter in the mouth with a neutral viscous quality. A sound, straight-forward mixer."
Pretty fucking impressive.
2) Chris's Birthday Celebration - Wow, drinking, photo hunt, darts, bars, adios motherfucker, fighting, chris-bombs topped off with an amazing ending that I don't think anybody could have expected. This night had it all, including maybe the quote of the year.. "BUT YOU SAID YOU LOOOOOOOVED HER!"
I can't wait for Chris's next birthday party.
1) Montreal Weekend - Enough said... Best lasagna I've ever tasted, bouncers, coat checks, Sam Vs. Gas Pump, Wildcat, "Did the fool let you in?", Finally, this picture will forever be engrained in my brain.
4 comments:
That makes me miss lim.... nough said
definately one of the top 5 posts of the summer...possibly ever
"You said you looooooooooooved her!!!"
Shotty and I are going to work on a commercial for Barton's that we plan to send to the company.
All in all, great post and just to spite you, my next one will be 15 pages long.
Who is that sexy man with his shirt off? Does anybody know if he has a girlfriend because she is one lucky woman if so.
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