613! How I miss you all so much! I am sitting at my desk at E! right now hating Ryan Seacrest, the entire Carter family and life in general....how did my life arrive at this? Oh well, at least I still get to pretend that I am in college on the weekends.
Speaking of which this past weekend Rand and I and some others went to the Westin in Downtown LA where it is fun to ride the elevators when you are drunk because they are free and on the outside of the building and they go from 1 to 35...we did that about three times total. We also attempted to go to a swanky bar that also revolves and has the "best view of LA" but the drinks were 12 dollars so we left a couple at a time leaving Rand and Jamie to deal with our waiter. We then bolted to a brewery on the fourth floor. Dan Shott and I ordered the sampler which I quickly renamed my "pallette of adventure." Hey, we all know I am prone to saying odd things when partaking in certain beverages. So anyway while we looked over the alcohol content of each of our samples Rand whipped out the phrase "blackout juice" which sent me into hysterical laughter. You know, I think just the thought of you all getting black out drunk and taping what was the equivalent of a 7th grade slumber party on PCP was one of my fondest memories of college and I wasn't at the event and i didn't even see the tapes. What made it great is that 1. One of the most feared/straight-laced figures of the park school actually viewed some of your footage, 2. that person was female (let's hope she has no idea what munging a dead whore means) 3.Tony trying to lie about the whole situation to defend what?...the park card he no longer needed. Clearly this was one of the best ideas to come out of 613.
With that said, Rand displayed an interest in getting the tapes from Limmer because, in Rand's words: "Let's face it, Limmer's probably not going to do anything with them." and then we went into how Limmer would respond to that statement ........"Shut upppppp!" "Whatever" "Go 'Cuse yourself!" and so on.
We then called Limmer and I don't recall what was said.
I hope you all come to visit soon, my doors are always open, a pallette of adventure is only 6 bucks and the elevator rides are free :)
SPRING BREAK '98!
love,
Fortune
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if you don't know what "mung" is, I'm sure the phrase "munging a dead whore" doesn't sound filthy at all.
mmmm, that pallate of adventure was very tasty!
niiiccee. that's what she said.
I got a couple "thanks for the drunk messages" from that night. I than had to follw up with, "I remember calling but have no idea what we said"
Well if someone wants to donate a MAC computer to me so I can do some editing, I'll be more than happy to put together a nice little ditty. Until then Shut Up and you guys don't even know how good Cuse is gonna be this year in hoops. I'm giving everyone a chance right now to hop on the band wagon, but if not don't say I didn't tell you so.
"Well if someone wants to donate a MAC computer to me so I can do some editing, I'll be more than happy to put together a nice little ditty. Until then Shut Up and you guys don't even know how good Cuse is gonna be this year in hoops."
Limmer, this comment made me laugh out loud at work and everyone turned around to stare at me!
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