as my first entry on the blog, i would like to clarify that i did not, in fact, have sex with four people on st. patty's day. but thank you sam, for posting that sound bite on the internet. my future employers won't have enough to look at once they see all the pictures of me trashed with my boobs falling out--now there will be a sound track to my college career. oh well, i wouldn't want to work for anyone who wouldn't hire me just because i was into gang banging anyway.
on another note, if the girlfriend olympics does take place (which i'm not advocating) can i be the ref, since i'm not techinically a girlfriend anymore? can i be on the next guess who board?
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you are definitly still a girlfriend
definitly still a girlfriend, never making it to the guess who board, and most likely finishing as runner up in the olympics: You do have a good shot at winning the 613 girlfriend lifetime achievement award.
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