It's been a few weeks since we hosted this party. I'm posting a late entry because it took a little time to gain some perspective.
A few things have become clear to me and I'd like to share my insights with you:
People can't say no to a tub of cheese
ICFH just might be able to beat us in the "Who can eat their never-ending bowl of chips at Chili's the fastest" game
White Sangria tastes like "Capri Sun"
The only thing Tony wants to do in life is go to Vegas
Chris has a child molester outfit which consists of a brown t-shirt, black suspenders, slicked-back hair, and grey pants... (we should have never let him change into something appropriate)
"Walking in Memphis" is a great drunk sing-a-long
People buy into the concept of "free t-shirts" without any hesitation, but apparently they have a hard time believing that someone would actually give away free souvenir glasses. Nearly all of the glasses we gave out were left at our house... we should play beirut with them one night, it'll feel like we're trying to win a prize at one of those impossible carnival games that I vowed to never play again after spending $20 at Dorney Park only to settle for the consolation prize (a Slurpee my mom promised to give me if I'd stop)... much thanks go out to Rob for buying the glasses
To heat up a bowl of chese - Microwave uncovered for 50 seconds, take out and stir. Microwave for another 45 seconds, take out and stir. Microwave for a final 50 seconds, take out, stir, and serve... always serve to field hockey players first... if you have trouble finding the field hockey players, don't worry, they'll find you.
Tony's children will probably miss out on Christmas one year because when he's wasted, he'll search the Internet and decide to spend $3000 on a tie worn by David Duchovny, using the only credit card his wife still lets him keep. Mark will be standing right behind him when he makes the purchase.
It doesn't matter how much you've had to drink, whenever someone puts on a Movie Power Hour, you are able to summon an inner strength and down some more.
Boxed Wine and Nachos with Cheese go together like a sheet pizza and 20 wings (or buffalo chicken and a cheesteak if that helps).
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2 comments:
the entry was worth the wait
I just want to say that the Field hockey team kept their glasses.
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