The following is a critique of Keith Hannon's old show, "Live on Tape," that I am sure you will all enjoy... personally my favorite line is: "Well you know what, Keith Hannon, smoking and lying are not cool!"


http://www.ithaca.edu/ithacan/articles/0209/26/opinion/4letters.htm

Stanley's whipped. Stupid animals got what they deserved!

Reverend Al Sharpton Watch Out

Hilarious, I think we need more people like this. This guy defintely knows what he's talking about.

Ohhhhh Keith Hernandez

SAN DIEGO -- Mets broadcaster Keith Hernandez's comments that women "don't belong in the dugout" drew criticism Sunday from Padres manager Bruce Bochy, who supported the female member of his training staff and said he was surprised her gender even came up.
Hernandez

Hernandez made the remarks during the second inning of New York's 8-1 victory in San Diego on Saturday night. Mike Piazza homered for the Padres and exchanged a high-five in the dugout with 33-year-old Kelly Calabrese, the Padres' massage therapist.

"Who is the girl in the dugout, with the long hair?" Hernandez said. "What's going on here? You have got to be kidding me. Only player personnel in the dugout."

Hernandez found out later in the broadcast that Calabrese was with the Padres' training staff.

"I won't say that women belong in the kitchen, but they don't belong in the dugout," Hernandez said.

Our favorite broadcaster

I think the Rockford Peaches would have something to say about this

What time is it???????

Its time to pass on the torch. Many roommates and friends have called for the end of my frequent Peanut Butter/ Jelly rants. Mark and Lim have stated that they dont mind my random renditions of the song and because of their support I have decided to post a link to the song, and keep it alive in 613.


Its peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time.. where you at, where you at, where you at. now there you go, there you go, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, now peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat.

Great Day

We are getting so much done these days. Bry made an 11th man for the foosball table our of a beer, can, duct tape, and raw manliness. As the previous post indicates, our t-shirts came in and they turned out great. We can still order five more if you anyone you know is interested.

Last night we had an "everything but a cup party," where Jared drank out of a whiffle ball bat, Chris drank out of a mouthwash bottle, and I drank out of a flower pot. Although the FH was stuck inside preparing for a tournament that never happened, ignoring promises of peanut butter, and games of flip-cup, the party was a pretty good time.

This afternoon, after I watched Arsenal tie tottenham 1-1, everyone in the house minus Jared and Dre, drove with Tina to Dinosaur BBQ in cuse, crossing yet another goal off the list, and filling our stomachs to the point of nausua.

I had the mango tango wings which were the best wings that I have ever had in my life. So good, that I ordred a 13 wings for take out. After the appetizer, I had the beef brisket sandwhich with cheese, and bbq onions and peppers with french fries, and black beans and rice on the side.

Other notes about Dinosaur: Best mojito that I have ever had, great beer selection on tap and Rand ordered the Tres Hombres: 1/4 rack of ribs, pulled pork, beef brisket, corn bread, french fries, and bbq baked beans. After the meal Mr. Geiger commented, "Fuck doing a fat chic, I did three dudes."

Someone said some troubling things on the car ride that will haunt my brain for as long as I live. I'm not going to name names, but the person has more beer in dre's fridge than dre, and has fell asleep in our bathroom and on our driveway.

Whomever ordered get 15 to Sam for your shirt, also we were informed they had some extra screens left so there is a possibility of ordering a few more before Friday if anyone would like

Binghamton Baseball

Mets Schedule

We have to go to a baseball game, drink cheap beer, and loads of hot dogs. Its only an hour away and its baseball. Lets pick a night.

5 Easy Ways to Make This a Productive Weekend

-put a few more things in jars to finish making the basement scary
-get Dre and Zoe in the same room (I know that may be difficult) to finish off the GF Olympics
-get onto a foosball supply website to order the 11th man
-set aside a measly 30 min at some point in an early evening to once again gather onto eh battle field and get another leg of the Case Race Series under our belts
-make 2-3 hotdogs or any other easily made/readily available food in order to witness the long awaited Jared/Limmer Eat Off

Well there ya go. 5 things that can easily be accomplished within an hour let alone this weekend. And that is not even considering a theme party one night (any other plans for Fri or Sat night?)

Yes, we have Senior Week to get a lot of the list finished, but why wait? Lets get what we can done now so during that week we will have some wiggle room to allow for some spontaneous bbqs and so we wont have our days preplanned and jampacked.

613 Prospect T-Shirts

BrY and I went to T-Shirt Express today and ordered "Prospect" day shirts. They are Gray Heather short-sleeved shirts and will be 15 bucks a pop. The image is on the right. If you ordered a shirt you know who you are. If you didn't get your order in there might be a few extra. The artwork was created by Bry Bigs himself with a little computer help from Rand Geiger.

Thinking about ditching the Mets

I dont want to but this video is just too hard to ignore

86 series

Check out this link to see the mets beat the sox in 86 RBI baseball style and with vin scully announcing:
http://www.video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8547285560243429315&q=RBI+baseball&pl=true

The Night We've ALL Been Waiting For...

It's almost that time gentlemen, that glorious night we will never forget with the Kuma Charmers. (Turn up your volume to hear the beautiful Kuma's melody).

With Lukas kuming up this Saturday, the upstairs folk and I have been playing with the idea of celebrating Dre's "engagement party" Saturday night. Just throwing ideas out we could possibly start with some sporting event in the afternoon (softball, basketball, whiffleball, bowling, whatever with beer involved), then do some hard-core pregaming, and then head to you know where.

"There's a close-up seat waiting for you tonight! So what are YOU waiting for?"

----I don't know, but we'll see you soon Kuma Charmers, we'll see you soon.

Brokeback Infield

These two love it up the middle

What?! Adriana Lima is still a virgin?

http://men.style.com/gq/features/full?id=content_4255

Passover 613 Style

On Wednesday night 613 is having a Seder.

The Seder will start around 7:30 and last for about 20 to 30 min. There will be a meal following the service with brisket, chicken, potato pancakes, salad, asparagus, matzah pizza, matzah ball soup and a little gefilte fish for the risk takers.

For those of you coming that do not know anything about the holiday, our Seder will be brief. The short service tells the story of Passover and includes Hebrew. During the service, everyone eats a little matzah and drinks four glasses of wine so make sure to bring your own bottle. I recommend Mannishevitz. It tastes like Welchs grape Juice.

A little background on the Holiday: Passover is the Jewish Holiday celebrating the Exodus from slavery under the evil Pharaoh in Egypt. The Holiday's name comes from the Hebrew word Pesach meaning "passed over." which refers to the tenth plague of Egypt.

On an interesting note, many scholars believe that Jesus's last meal was celebrating Passover.

SLOPE DAY T-SHIRTS

It is that time folks.

As to avoid a Cortaca Jug type situation with the Slope Day t-shirts it is time to start placing your orders.

The price is still unknown because we do not have a number of people nor have we locked down a place to get them made, but lets be serious you know you will buy one regardless of the price (which, based on previous knowledge of t-shit purchases will most likely, not definitely but most likely be no more than $20)

There will be some type of insignia in the upper corner on the front and on the back will be Bry's rendering of Calvin and Hobbes flying down a hill marked by Hudson and Prospect street signs in their classic wagon while holding onto a six-pack.
(I will do my best to bring to you a pic of this image)

So there it is, tell your friends and post how many you would like in a comment to this post, or just let us know.

We want to get this order in by this Friday (the 14th) so get to it.

Mets new ball park

Opening day 2009, will you be there? Meet the mets, new ballpark that is. Don't only read the article, check the fly through video as well.

-Tony

My Date With Rand

You losers missed a hell of a time last night. The night started innocently enough with Rand and I drinking beers and watching Louisiana's biggest disaster since Hurricane Katrina unfold. After riveting episodes of Curb and Entourage the two of us savored the sweet, charcoal filtered taste that only Barton's vodka can provide. Other highlights of the night include hanging out with the (stoned?) Pelkey sisters, getting in a few one-liners with Will, peeing on the phones, trying to talk Kim out of killing Chris, Bry and Sam for their controversial "Pickle Prank", and of course, catching up with our old pal Spence. Alright that's all i got. NIBB HIGH FOOTBALL RULES!

I said Ugh ugh uh uh do the terminator!

Small Rooms and Lots of Walking

It seems as though it is about damn time I make a post, and what better to start off with than a weekend filled with 613 fun?

Firstly, I'd like to congratulate Gales (ya bitch) for doing such a sweet ass job, taking 5th place in Relay for Life, raising $1,805 (out of like 2,200+ kids). I'd also like to thank Big Rach Hill and Courtney for providing some excellent entertainment in Eastman.

For those who were lucky to fit into Eastman 116, we got an early jump on the weekend starting around 7pm on Friday. Normally, you'd never be able to fit 12 or more people into a quad double and it still be enjoyable. Somehow, those two girls ripped apart the second bed of the room so we'd all be able to fit, threw in a beer pong table and provided well prepared trays of vegetables, and chicken courtesy of campus center along with amazingly delicious dip from Big Rach's momma.

Those who didn't get to go, you'd never believe how delicious the chicken was... or maybe that was just me being drunk and thinking anything was acceptable (as seen by most of the girls and myself sticking cans of booze down our shirts to cool off, and drink out of at the same time). Tony and Marissa did a great job running the pong table for most of the night - but as time passed, and Rand was yelled at by an R.A., we decided to head out. As we were walking out the back entrance of campus, Mark showed up, and I realized I was shitfaced because I literally thought Tony looked like/ was a ninja when he jumped on the back of the Wrangler and drove away.

Those of us not lucky enough to catch a ride on the ninja-mobile went to a friends house of Coddington where we were greeted with fun faces and ice luging. After some left for the bars, the fireworks came out to play. Coincidently the cops showed up to join in/break up that fun...but that didn't stop Courtney (like anything could) and she continued to set up two fireworks as the cops were literally walking in the house. After that all settled down, we traveled further down the road and made it to 613.

Now, I can't be sure who was or was not with me. Apparently I confused who was actually at 613 with people who I talked to on the phone. This means some friends in North Carolina, and Vermont may or may not have stopped by. What I am sure is that we saw THE TERMINATOR, and it was oh-so fun. I especially liked how Courtney started reading things off the wall "doooo the Corona Extra!" and "doooo the banger sisters." She was still staring attentively around the room, but the sayings moved to "dooo the John Travolta" and "dooo the big penis." Mark was the first to ask where the hell those things were written on the walls, but thankfully they were just coming out of her head at this point, but just liked staring around the room.

If anyone has never seen THE TERMINATOR, I lack the words, and doubt there are any to describe it. The rest of the night was filled with more confusion, but I do remember that I harassed Dana (bear) and was still stuck on Tony being a ninja - saying he should buy numchucks and throwing stars etc, etc. The night ended early, (that’s what happens when you start early) and Bry and Chris were fuckin awesome and gave us a ride home.

But that was only night 1


Bry and Chris continued their trend of fuckin awesomeness and stayed all night at Relay for Life (and were on top of their "asshole" reminders for the short while Sam was there). However, the best part of the night was when these two studs lost to Bryce and me in Cranium. There was a surprisingly good amount of stuff to do. Live music through 3am, visits from many other 613 members and... performers/dancers/weirdoes that came on a littler later (ask Zoë and Gales for more details). There was also hula-hooping, pizza, junk food, red bull and bagels intermittently. But probably the best part was having a 613 club meeting, Chris giving Sam a wakeup call, and Leslie calling Sam a pussy on his voicemail for the second time this weekend.

Around 4ish Bry and Chris broke out the Friends Trivia while we waited for bagels. Although they impressed us, I am pretty sure they scared the people in our immediate surrounding. The bagels re-energized us to start up another, more intense game of Cranium. Although Leslie and Court took the immediate lead, this time Bry and Chris reclaimed their throne.

By the time that was done it was past 6am and we headed back on the track to bust out a few more laps before the event was over. More importantly than the cranium games and calling Sam a pussy - the event turned out to be a huge success, in total it raised $178,000 for the American Cancer Society.


All in all, it was a wonderful weekend.

What are we doing tonight?

Selection		Votes
Bake Brownies	12%	2
Get a keg	6%	1
Throw Eggs at Dana's house	29%	5
Have a party in Rand's room	47%	8
Corporate Hoes and CEO's	6%	1
17 votes total

The results are in and we are going to party in Rands room. Personally, I cant wait, although he does have a tendency to look up photos of mung on the internet.