When mortals fart it's called gas. Chuck Norris' farts turn into stars.
Birds don't migrate because of the seasons. They migrate away from Chuck Norris while he runs laps. Around the world.
Sometimes Chuck Norris' penis detaches and runs around in the woods. We call it Bigfoot.
When Chuck Norris plays Frisbee he plays by himself. With UFOs.
The last thing Terri Schiavo saw was Chuck Norris unzipping his pants for a blow job.
Little known fact: Chuck Norris doesn't get AIDS, AIDS gets Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once cured an entire African village of AIDS by having sex with all the afflicted patients. Unfortunately, all of the AIDS patients died after the force of Chuck Norris ejaculating inside them made them spontaneously explode.
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The gas/stars and Bigfoot ones are my personal favorites.
I like the bigfoot one, and the birds migrating. THe Aids ones are well written but a bit troubling. I hope that they circulate around the internet years from now and slander your budding journalism career, causing such pain and embarrissment that zoe is forced to drop out of law school, and the two of you wander the country searching for understudy roles in the traveling circus.
I gotta go with Bigfoot. It's simple, comprehendable, but with a bit of mystery and suspense. And of course, it pays homage to Norris' package... while most others focus on the physical strength he has worked to attain, and do not acknowedgle his inherent god-given gifts.
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